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"If It’s Not Billable, Don’t Call" lawyer cell phone tough case

$24.99
Phone models: iPhone 16 Pro
Finishes: Glossy
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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  • American Express accepted
  • Diners Club accepted
  • Apple Pay accepted
  • Google Pay accepted
About the product

Protect your phone while making a strong legal case for valuing your time! This witty and stylish phone case features the bold statement "If it’s not billable, don’t call", making it the perfect accessory for lawyers who know that every second counts.

  • Premium Protection: Keeps your phone safe from drops, scratches, and non-billable coffee spills - because losing your phone wouldn't be defensible.
  • Sharp Design: A vibrant background with striking gold lettering ensures this case stands out in courtrooms and boardrooms alike.
  • Slim & Functional: Built for easy handling and pocket-friendly portability, this case lets you multitask without missing a beat.
  • Universal Appeal: Fits a variety of phone models, so every legal eagle can show off their clever sense of humor.
  • Perfect Gift: Whether they’re defending a client or their time, this is the ideal present for lawyers, paralegals, and law students.

Your Honor, the verdict is clear: This case is guilty of being the most stylish way to keep your phone (and your priorities) in order. Order now and make your phone case your best legal case!

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.: Custom protective phone cases made with 100% polycarbonate (shell), 100% TPU (lining)
.: Dual layer case for extra durability and protection
.: Supports wireless charging (not including MagSafe)
.: All custom protective phone cases come in a glossy or matte finish
.: Clear, open ports for connectivity
.: Blank product sourced from South Korea

3D Wrap

3D Wrap

Full ink density wrap and image transfer

Durability

Durability

Made of durable and impact resistant materials with good shock absorption, protecting against drop and tear

Silicone liner

Silicone liner

The TPU silicone liner on the inside of the case has a premium finish and absorbs shock from impacts

UV protected

UV protected

Excellent resistance to outdoor weathering, longterm optical quality

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from South Korea

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury and Hexavalent Chromium level requirements. RoHS, REACH, Intertek Certified

Handling

Handling

Keep away from liquids containing high alcohol levels, as designs on the phone case may rub off. Keep away from direct sunlight to prevent yellowing. Avoid direct contact with hand creams and sun creams.Keep out of excessive heat

Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed)..

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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