"Trust Me, I Bill Hourly" Men’s Tee - Perfect for Advocates and Discussion Lovers
Showcase your legal expertise and sharp wit with this Men’s Tee, designed for attorneys who know how to make a statement - both in the courtroom and in style. Perfect for casual Fridays or weekend wear, this shirt blends professionalism with humor.
- Front Design: Features the clever phrase "Trust me, I bill hourly," for a touch of lighthearted legal humor.
- Back Design: Declares "Came. Argued. Ruled. The End." because you don’t just practice law, you dominate it.
- Superior Comfort: Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend that’s perfect for long days at the office or casual downtime.
- Classic Fit: Designed for a flattering yet relaxed fit that suits every legal professional.
Add this tee to your wardrobe or gift it to the dedicated attorney or law student who deserves to celebrate their mastery of the legal field with style!
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Product features
- 100% Recycled Polyester for durability
- Moisture-wicking to keep you cool
- UPF 50+ for sun protection
- Relaxed fit with open hem sleeves
- Featuring adidas® logo on left sleeve
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.12 | 20.62 | 22.25 | 24.25 | 26.62 | 28.87 | 31.25 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.25 | 29.25 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 | 32.75 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.75 | 9.00 | 9.25 | 9.75 | 10.00 | 10.25 | 10.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
100% Recycled polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Moisture wicking material
Transfers moisture away from your skin during any physical activity and keeps you cool
UPF 50+ sun protection
Great for working out in the sun
Open hem sleeves
The open hem on the sleeves give the shirt a relaxed look
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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